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hopeful

You lived before you met me?!

And why did 'I' have to take a cab? I meant 'physically'. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go.

Shinier than yours, meatbag. Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Tell her she looks thin. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are.

Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that's it. Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie! The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

  1. Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!
  2. You can see how I lived before I met you.
  3. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.

There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!

Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

  • But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.
  • You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM!
  • Hey, guess what you're accessories to.

Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. Okay, I like a challenge.

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